Wednesday, 3 July 2013
I heard Peter Stringfellow tried
paying his £200 allowance back to the Department for Work and Pensions because
he didn’t require it. Spotting a cheeky opportunity I wrote to Peter saying:
‘I’m curious to know whether the DWP cashed your cheque and, if not,
whether you’d consider sending it my way. Alternatively, a complimentary
private dance at one of your clubs would be a ‘winter warmer’ I’d never
forget.’
Let’s see if he replies.

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