The Shard

Wrote to Shard introducing myself as a self employed window cleaner with over 45 years experience and whether they would consider me as their window cleaner. I mentioned that I did not require access to an outside tap because I had my own water supply, bucket and extendable ladder and it was therefore not necessary for anyone to be in when I called round. I also mentioned that I offered additional services such as: window box watering; satellite-dish fitting and window pane re-puttying