Thursday, 5 December 2013
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Monday, 12 August 2013
This month I sent several London hospitals the following letter. No replies yet.
Dear Rheumatology Services,
I’m writing to see if your service can advise me on symptom
management of my rheumatology. The condition is most definitely a result of
my profession. I’m a senior Whitehall spin doctor and over the years my rheumatology
has gotten worse. All I do these days is spread rumours and lies to everyone I
meet.
Can you help?
Kind regards.
Wednesday, 3 July 2013
I heard Peter Stringfellow tried
paying his £200 allowance back to the Department for Work and Pensions because
he didn’t require it. Spotting a cheeky opportunity I wrote to Peter saying:
‘I’m curious to know whether the DWP cashed your cheque and, if not,
whether you’d consider sending it my way. Alternatively, a complimentary
private dance at one of your clubs would be a ‘winter warmer’ I’d never
forget.’
Let’s see if he replies.
Thursday, 6 June 2013
In the news today, archeologists in Greece have discovered 3.14 bones of a new species of dinosaur, they are calling it Pythago-saurus.
